My challenge today is to teach a roomful of teenagers about relational databases!
“Hey fellow kids, normalized schemas and foreign key indexes are the shizz nizzit! They’re cooler than Fortnite, so don’t be a NoSQL lamestain!”
Actually, I’m a little scared of this crowd: some are already programming their own video games, others had to borrow computers for this session, ages 12 to 19. There’s a HUGE range of experience and backgrounds in this audience.